In this greatest of all representative democracies, the people pour their collective faith into a small number of men and (a smaller number of) women, and the least those representatives can do is work tirelessly, around the clock, with a single purpose: to honor the trust the citizens have shown them. As your president, I promise you, no one will work harder, sleep less, drink more coffee or care more than I will. - Ms. Knope Goes to Washington (x) And if that’s not enough to convince you of the greatness of a Knope presidency, perhaps this will: A Knope presidency will be a waffle-based presidency, and everyone has to deal with that.
In this greatest of all representative democracies, the people pour their collective faith into a small number of men and (a smaller number of) women, and the least those representatives can do is work tirelessly, around the clock, with a single purpose: to honor the trust the citizens have shown them. As your president, I promise you, no one will work harder, sleep less, drink more coffee or care more than I will. - Ms. Knope Goes to Washington (x)

And if that’s not enough to convince you of the greatness of a Knope presidency, perhaps this will:

A Knope presidency will be a waffle-based presidency, and everyone has to deal with that.